Free food for you, possibly

Hi world,

I know how much all of you love free food and me. We are talking about two great things, if you asked me about it.

I want to buy you dinner. But like all things free, this one comes with a catch.

Here's the deal...I am currently a salesman for the University Daily Kansan this summer. I am looking for clients and you, my lovelies, are my best connections to highly qualified prospects.

If you connect me with a decision maker at any business, organization, cause, or whatever that might want to advertise, I'm buying dinner.

Here are some talking points for your conversation (As I'm sure you all know).

Advertising in the Kansan is...
...the best way to reach the student body.
...read by the 10,000 students who take summer classes.
...easy, quick, and painless. I will guide a prospective client in creating the ad, placing it, and helping determine effectiveness.

Please feel free to let me know if anything comes to mind.